Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day

Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"

by dfjawevvwjrs December 1, 2021

Never Gonna Give You Up!

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP IS AN EPIC SONG!!!!

(Use that to prank your friends!!)

Me: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
YOU:...NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!
ME:BRUH!!!!

by REN IS SUS!! December 4, 2021

Who are you texting?

Let me introduce you to the belt..

Mum "Who are you texting?"
Jimmy "......."

by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 5, 2021

I know you are but what am i

Oh haha, very funny you're not creative enough to come up with an insult.

John: you're so fat and ugly
Billy: I know you are but what am I?
John:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Wsaop December 6, 2021

post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021

Looking like you're looking

1. You don't look good, but it's rude to tell you so.

2. You look good. (Possible)

Situation: someone has on out of style/season clothing and/Or jacked weave or hairstyle.. shoes, bag etc. You want to be nice but not lie.

"Haven't seen you in a while, look at you, looking like you're looking"

"You look good, over there looking like you're looking" (possible)

by BlossomBubblezButtercup January 10, 2022

If that's what you believe then shoot me

During the end of the spec ops, the line campaign John Konrad said this

No everything all of this it was your fault - Captain walker
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad

by Smart words sussybaka January 10, 2022