Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.
I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me
by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011
Get the Fucked all to shitmug. Empty (spent) nitrous oxide canisters, 'whippits', or cream bulbs often discarded and left lying around on the ground at music festivals or technivals where this is a popular drug of choice. The term originated from the observation that they resemble the faeces of robots, being both metallic and the shape of a passed stool.
by bdooofer January 12, 2016
Get the robot shitmug. When you intentionally shit your slacks so you can be in your hotel room alone while on a business trip. Its the last option when you run out of excuses to avoid happy hour with open mouth breathers from the conference.
I accidentally had a Slack-Shit so im not going out for drinks after the seminar tonight. Im going to my hotel room and watching southpark.
by CyclopsCookies July 21, 2025
Get the Slack-Shitmug. When labelling an abrasive person...
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"
When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"
When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"
by GodofBloodletting February 11, 2025
Get the Shit Winkermug. by Samantha Jo November 7, 2019
Get the This shit hurtsmug. “Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”
by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022
Get the Shitting on’ kidsmug. A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.
by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017
Get the shit slappermug.