Burning hate in my soul

When you talk to someone named miguel and you absolutely hate them

Ew is that miguel, i fuck hate him ! He makes me have a burning hate in my soul .

by antimiguel February 1, 2022

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

Get The Fuck Out Of The Left Side Of My Throat, Amado.

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Get The Fuck Out Of The Left Side Of My Throat, Amado.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails

My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails

My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

All my friends who bully me for loving Venti

One particular friend named Yukina, but it’s written politely.

To all my friends who bully me for loving Venti - Yes, it’s an obsession but it makes me happy and doesn’t hurt anyone…

by VeronikaYukina June 25, 2024

Jam My January

Jam My January is like No Nut Novemer and Destroy Dick December but in Jam My January you have to smash your not on something and then masturbate while doing it. It's up for the challenge will you do it.

Hey are you doing Destroy Dick Decmeber. HEEEEELLL NAHHH man i'm not funna do that if I'm gonna do Jam My January

by Bic Pencils December 3, 2018

my oliver

oliver is my favourite boy i’ve ever met and i’m going to marry him. he’s the best human being ever and is so caring and funny and so fucking yummy and he’s so selfless and passionate about things he loves and i love listening to him talk. i fall asleep on the phone to him every night and he is my comfort person, he is so beautiful and i just love him so much i’m so in love with him i can’t help it he’s the best ever ever ever and i want to look after him and be with him forever and not let anything hurt him and just listen to every single thing about him. he doesn’t think he’s a good person but he really is the best and i just wanna kiss him all over and hug him and look after him and kiss his willy too.

Weirdo : “Who is that?????”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”

by iloveollieparker November 19, 2023