Two dicks

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.

"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...

by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020

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by imgonnasuckyodick March 26, 2020

Dick In A Pickle

Getting yourself stuck in a tight situation

You really got your Dick in a Pickle when you and your wife buying an apartment next to your mistress.

by DrewZabawa JaySell March 26, 2020

Dick

The definition of you

Dick is you

by The Scorpion March 26, 2020

High Dick

When your dick feels like play-doh when you stroke it cause you're so fucking high that it feels like play-doh.

"I was stroking my dick and it felt like play-doh, so it must've been a high dick."

by fobunite69 March 28, 2020

National Suck Dick Day

Everyday! Call your boyfriend over!

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny

by I’m very honest March 29, 2020

Twittle-Dick

Leaders that have no business being leaders or any regard to anyone's regard other than their own.

Our managers are being twittle-dicks in regards to not telling us the store might be closing.

by BUCKIKBRONCO84 March 30, 2020