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Boy1: Yeah, my friend... texted me something weird, one time, lol.
Boy2: What?
He was like, Hey, what's up?
Boy1: Nothing much, you?
...
Boy1: What do you want?
and he said,
dat dick
HAHAHAHAHAHA,
HAHAHAHA.
dat dick, i want it u, me, and... him ?
by Young Jazzy Yo November 18, 2023
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by canthandlechange November 27, 2019
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dick-weak

the state or mindset of being easily manipulated through sexual/intimate acts of women; easy; submissive
He's so dick-weak; all I do is hug, kiss and ask, and I get what I want.

No wonder pussy is power, these dudes is dick-weak.
by zekespeaks17 September 13, 2016
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dick-posting

Composing a blog entry out of popular blog topics to get a higher read count.
My visitor rate is dwindling. I am feeling like dick-posting today.
by Eugene Ilyichev August 17, 2008
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Broken Dick Syndrome

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022
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Cumming from the dick

Another term for multiple premature ejaculations, generally used as a sexual replacement for the phrase "shooting from the hip."
Alex: "Hey man, how was Stephanie last night?"
Eddy: "Horrible man, I was cumming from the dick and she got really mad. It's not like I could control it, I didn't even know we were going to have sex!"
by Iced Cummies January 9, 2021
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Cholesterol Dick

Used to define when a female gains weight sometime after intercourse with a male. Many factors can go into the increased wieght, such as depression, lack of exercise, or poor dieting. Implication is that the male has fatty semen.
"Hey have you seen Debra after her break up with Todd four months back?"

"Yeah, she let her ass go. Todd's got some serious cholesterol dick."
by ORegan March 22, 2015
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