Battle-shit

Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships

Todd got excited and yelled to Mike from the bathroom, “I sunk your battle-shit”

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

This shit hurts

Thinking hallucinations hurt your body.

Damn this shit hurts.

by Samantha Jo November 7, 2019

fixing shit

Fixing something completely random or unspecified. In most cases, if "shit" is replaced with "stuff", the sentences remain equivalent. If a possessive pronoun, like "your" or "their", is used between "fix" and "shit", this changes the meaning of "shit" to something along the lines of "mess", this often is referring to a personal mess, but also could be a social mess or physical mess.

Frank: "My parents aren't home, do you wanna come over?"
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."

Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."

Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."

by Vebb November 15, 2023

A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023

Shit mountain

When your shit so much without flushing that the shit piles up to the point that it is touching your ass

Bro yesterday I was so clogged up that when I went to shit I made a shit mountain

by Definitely not Victor February 11, 2024

Shit Happens

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!

Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens

by Officer Oggi April 27, 2020

Shit the Bed

When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed

One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed

by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023