“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”
by zfin87 January 3, 2019
Get the Clit Shitmug. The kind of person who says something about somebody like he/she was a tough guy actor (almost like a cowboy) with staying power and a sixty year run one minute, then comments on how courageous it was for the actor to lay low for about a generation until a bunch of kids who did not know who the actor was saw his films, and the actor makes a big comeback. The kind of person who reaches out and grabs any opportunity to gain their own popularity.
The girl liked being around people like this guy that she had met, so she tried to build him up by calling him a resilient tough guy actor, but then said the opposite of him (tried to break him down) when she wanted to be around a different group of people, teasing him about laying low for so many years. Somebody was full of shit.
by Solid Mantis September 30, 2019
Get the Full of shitmug. by Imagoddamndaggit March 19, 2021
Get the Dildo shitmug. A quick word used to describe some random (sometimes even indescribable) subject, item, thing, action, instance, or event.
Other forms: Fuck Shittery
Other forms: Fuck Shittery
by Gooby Goober December 29, 2023
Get the Fuck Shitmug. Empty (spent) nitrous oxide canisters, 'whippits', or cream bulbs often discarded and left lying around on the ground at music festivals or technivals where this is a popular drug of choice. The term originated from the observation that they resemble the faeces of robots, being both metallic and the shape of a passed stool.
by bdooofer January 12, 2016
Get the robot shitmug. When one does stupid shit, while knowing it’s stupid shit, simply because they’ve made some sort of commitment to some sort of deity.
by Eva Anjlving March 24, 2024
Get the champion shitmug. by Oohgle November 13, 2023
Get the no shit Shercockmug.