by Ffsgivmeabreak October 9, 2020
Get the Shit-dicksmug. stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.
1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019
Get the shit storiesmug. The act of weaving a penis into a pretzel shape then stretching said penis to the rectum via the gooch to coat it in faeces. Then as the penis unravels itself, the faeces is used as a projectile towards the others in the room. Often used in orgy situations.
by Pikaster December 21, 2018
Get the Shit Shurikenmug. When you have diarrhea and your stomach gurgles as a sign you're running out of time and have to get to a toilet ASAP.
Similiar to the Death Rattle, however instead of a it being death that awaits, its a life threatening toilet experience
Similiar to the Death Rattle, however instead of a it being death that awaits, its a life threatening toilet experience
by Torbalan March 16, 2024
Get the Shit Rumblemug. shit is poo a brown thick sausage that is not eatable if u throw it at someone they might call u a shithead
by TheShitWacker November 5, 2020
Get the Shitmug. Jenny: Oh my god, have you seen Saras stories?
Emma: No, why?
Jenny: She got the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome and it's bad.
Emma: Oh, the good ole' triple S.
Emma: No, why?
Jenny: She got the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome and it's bad.
Emma: Oh, the good ole' triple S.
by gokioki aka gogoloco June 10, 2018
Get the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndromemug. When a girl uses a strap on to fuck an asshole and goes all the way inside. Basically balls deep but for women.
I was pegging my boyfriend and he asked for more, so I went full on clit to shit. He moaned like the little pussy he is.
by Big Dick Nine December 22, 2017
Get the Clit To Shitmug.