Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned”

2. “Damn”

Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
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You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”

by Fuck piss May 5, 2024

MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

WHENEVER you get a SANDWICH if you don't like condiments as the MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH flips. ASSH0LE.

A hint to ANAL ALAN to EAT SHIT in a METHODICAL WAY.

and says "MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH" BUTT the "BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOY'S importance cannot be underestimated as BOWEL SHIT , "MANDATORY THIS SANDWICH" down the HATCH , and yes KNOW BUTTS ABOUT IT as you RIMMING their BUDDAH RECORDS ASSH0LE as KNOW BUTTS ABOUT SHIT and the entire sandwich TONIGHT!!!!

Hey ANAL ALAN she bought you lots of food including PROBIOTICS AND CHEESE BALLS from TRADER DICKS as make that WHOLE WHEATMANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH tonight you "can't stop your PEDOPHILE EGOTISTICAL ASS from making a SHOW" as "DOWN THE HATCH " when you "TAKE A B0WEL".

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022

Clit Shit

A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.

“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”

by zfin87 January 3, 2019

shit shill

Like a cluster fuck

Man this game is a shit shill

by Mr. Duck butt July 6, 2016

Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.

Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.

by Arakdiel April 28, 2023

shit-uation

a situation that can be described as SHITTY.

Dude, I can't believe i'm stuck in such a shit-uation with the flat tire on my car.

by kiathacar October 3, 2022

Full of shit

The kind of person who says something about somebody like he/she was a tough guy actor (almost like a cowboy) with staying power and a sixty year run one minute, then comments on how courageous it was for the actor to lay low for about a generation until a bunch of kids who did not know who the actor was saw his films, and the actor makes a big comeback. The kind of person who reaches out and grabs any opportunity to gain their own popularity.

The girl liked being around people like this guy that she had met, so she tried to build him up by calling him a resilient tough guy actor, but then said the opposite of him (tried to break him down) when she wanted to be around a different group of people, teasing him about laying low for so many years. Somebody was full of shit.

by Solid Mantis September 30, 2019