sad slaps

High quality music that you listen to either when you're sad or when you want to make yourself feel sad.

I was feeling shitty yesterday so I sat down and listened to sad slaps for a few hours.

by FuccboiFred April 22, 2020

Banana slap

When a guy slap a girl face with their penises

I got banana slapped last night!

by Littletickle June 15, 2020

Slit slap

To hit/slap a woman in the vagina

If that bitch doesn’t shut up, I’m going to slit slap her.

by Bratso November 14, 2019

What Slaps?

Another way of saying "What's up?" or "How's it going?"

Me: Ey bro, what slaps?
Friend: Nothing much, you?

by YubNub August 25, 2012

Glaswiegan slap

When you cum in your hand and then slap your partner across the face

Sandra was acting up last night so I gave her a Glaswiegan slap

by Knoky December 7, 2018

Bed Slap

When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.

Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!

by Nana my Bananas May 17, 2018

gaggle slapped

(gag-gull slapped)
-adj.

1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.

2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.

"I can't believe I was gaggle slapped! He used to be such a sweet boy... what happened to him?"

"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010