Flesh Turd- The newborn offspring of shitty parents. The parents often attempt to force pictures of their shiny new turd on to anyone with open eyes.
S.Parent- "Little billy is just the cutest!" *Shoves picture in your face*
HappyPerson- "Ew, no one wants to see your flesh turd!"
HappyPerson- "Ew, no one wants to see your flesh turd!"
by FleshTurder December 06, 2017
Turd cutter
A metal coat hanger hidden in a bathroom to cut abnormally large turds into smaller flushable chunks.
A metal coat hanger hidden in a bathroom to cut abnormally large turds into smaller flushable chunks.
God I'm glad you had a turd-cutter in the bathroom Rick, otherwise that loaf I dropped was just going to be unflushable.
by Dutch gerth February 11, 2021
A turd that parts the water when you flush and refuses itself to go down, even after multiple flushes.
by SgtSapper May 31, 2019
A nick name for Miley Cyrus that was given to her by the haters of Miley Cyrus because she is such a turd skank and is so in love with herself that she has lost touch with reality.
There's Turd Cyrus.
by Judge dredd7 June 13, 2011
1. Someone who is extremely annoying and proceeds to annoy by engaging in such activities as saying your name twenty-three times n a row to get your attention.
2. Someone who finds pleasure in gargling a turd.
2. Someone who finds pleasure in gargling a turd.
1. What is you're problem! You have followed me for the past 2 minutes you turd-gargler!
2. Whoa, is Matthew a turd-gargler?
2. Whoa, is Matthew a turd-gargler?
by not a turd-gargler April 21, 2009
Noun
Definition: A *MASSIVE* turd of high density, weight, and size. It resembles an Orbital Ballistic Projectile, which is a GIANT rod of metal (often Tungsten) launched from a satellite orbiting the planet. Due to the extraordinary amount of kinetic energy that builds up as it falls to earth, when they impact, these OBPs can have the same power as a nuclear weapon minus the fallout. This type of poop may need a super plunger or a toilet snake if they become lodged within the pipes. They usually also hurt like hell. It may take hours for the stench of an OBP Turd to clear from a bathroom.
Definition: A *MASSIVE* turd of high density, weight, and size. It resembles an Orbital Ballistic Projectile, which is a GIANT rod of metal (often Tungsten) launched from a satellite orbiting the planet. Due to the extraordinary amount of kinetic energy that builds up as it falls to earth, when they impact, these OBPs can have the same power as a nuclear weapon minus the fallout. This type of poop may need a super plunger or a toilet snake if they become lodged within the pipes. They usually also hurt like hell. It may take hours for the stench of an OBP Turd to clear from a bathroom.
Steve: "Dude, you alright in there?"
Josh: "I don't know dude, I just unleashed an O.B.P. Turd in your toilet."
Steve: "Is it broken?"
Josh: "No, it's still in one piece."
Steve: "I meant my toilet..."
Josh: "I don't know dude, I just unleashed an O.B.P. Turd in your toilet."
Steve: "Is it broken?"
Josh: "No, it's still in one piece."
Steve: "I meant my toilet..."
by the forbidden fro November 09, 2011
A poop you can be proud of. One deserving of a prize. Often shown to friends so they may praise it and judge it against their own.
Kevin: Come here and see this show turd i just laid in your toilet. How does it compare?
Steve: I'd give it an 8. Its hard to beat Tom's from last week. His show turd was a perfect 10.
Steve: I'd give it an 8. Its hard to beat Tom's from last week. His show turd was a perfect 10.
by Lilphe June 23, 2010