turd theory

The intellectual area concerning anything that comes out of Donald J. Trumps' mouth.

Weird - I heard him say that Obama didn't call any families of fallen veterans, but that was just more turd theory.

by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017

nerd turding

verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area

i heard that jamal is a real freak he went to that girl's house the other day to go nerd turding

by peaches87 April 14, 2010

turd biscuit

a derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Pete "An MVP of this feature would be really lean"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"

by DevsDontPeeOnTheFloor February 25, 2014

Turd Munching

To speak in a really nasty aggressive way about or to somebody else.

You are turd munching again!

by steaton September 27, 2018

Show Turd

A poop you can be proud of. One deserving of a prize. Often shown to friends so they may praise it and judge it against their own.

Kevin: Come here and see this show turd i just laid in your toilet. How does it compare?

Steve: I'd give it an 8. Its hard to beat Tom's from last week. His show turd was a perfect 10.

by Lilphe June 25, 2010

Flesh Turd

Flesh Turd- The newborn offspring of shitty parents. The parents often attempt to force pictures of their shiny new turd on to anyone with open eyes.

S.Parent- "Little billy is just the cutest!" *Shoves picture in your face*
HappyPerson- "Ew, no one wants to see your flesh turd!"

by FleshTurder December 6, 2017

Turd basket

The toilet, a.k.a. the porcelain throne. A place in which to deposit fecal matter.

That casserole didn't agree with me. I gotta go fill up the turd basket.

by Jonathan Footpenis May 29, 2017