my ass is soup

My ass is soup mean that you have sweaty ass cheeks

person: my ass is soup??
their parent/friend: I didn't need to know that (name)

by X_x-JJ-x_X September 24, 2021

Soup Burger

The most disgusting thing you could do with a Big Mac and leftover soup. Just think buns, pickle, ketchup, cheese but with soup in between.

Person 1: Ay, whad is dis?🤨
Person 2: Ah, Jim made a Soup Burger again, din he?😦
Person 1: That jackass! Who do ya in gad’s name likes dat shit, eh?🤬
Person 2: Jim, das who!😤

by whoknowyouknow May 28, 2022

soup terrorist

Somebody who spices up the, but not limited to, soup with some form of bodily fluid...

Why does this lobster bisque taste funny?

Geoff pissed in it.

Fuckin soup terrorist

by Flat.Turd September 4, 2020

beat oth soup

Soup whose top out of three or five or however many ingredients is male ejaculate, sperm, semen.

... !!!°÷°!!! ...how does wENdyL know when it's dog beat oth soup?{?{?}}... ...when it's k.E.w.L.... ... ... ... !!!=_=!!!

by *Hung*{ACambodianhorse-breeder October 6, 2025

Chernobyl Soup

A common name for cows milk in the late 80's on account of the fact that when the reactor 4 blew it's lid in 1986 and spewed all sorts of really nasty shite into the atmosphere, the prevailing weather at the time was unusually and unfortunately coming from the east and thus carried tons of highly toxic radiation 1500 miles west to the UK whereupon it pissed down onto our fields, the cows ate it, turned it into milk and then we poured it in out tea,

Customer: I've forgot my glasses mate, what's the Best Before date on this pint of Chernobyl Soup?
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.

by Stengo Malengo August 26, 2021

Lithuanian Soup

It's a thing where you pee in a Lithuanian woman's vagina. You let it merinade for 30 minutes, then you fuck her with a wooden spoon.

- Hello bro, how's your new girl?

- Meh, she's fine.
- Did you do Lithuanian soup with her?

by DailyDoseOfUrban December 23, 2020

cheddar soup

when you rub your ass cheese on your friends' sheets and then he brings a chick over and her pussy juice makes makes a soup out of the ass cheese

Yo man that's hilarious she just made some cheddar soup in that douche's bed.

by Quintonious December 15, 2010