dog food face is an insult that is used to people who are so god damn ugly that there face looks like dog food used for people who have bad acne as well.
"jesse mccartney you are a dog food face"
by spittlz May 12, 2005
Information that you are told and quickly forget, making you hungry for more information in a short span of time, just like when you eat Chinese food.
Gross Girl (emma): I got so messed up last night, and then i drank a bunch, and then i was almost late to work this afternoon, and then i heard i hooked up with this guy...
You: *mind wandering after the first and then*
-Next day-
Friend (Krystal): So what did Emma say last night?
You:Uhm...dude honestly shit was Chinese ear food..in one ear...
You: *mind wandering after the first and then*
-Next day-
Friend (Krystal): So what did Emma say last night?
You:Uhm...dude honestly shit was Chinese ear food..in one ear...
by UGreeNinja April 09, 2009
by thundt March 14, 2006
stuff you smoke when your about to get drug tested and want to get high. then you have to say "Da Spicy Food" with great emphasism and raise your voice greatly.
by SpicyKing101 November 06, 2010
A white suburban kid who acts and dresses like he is tougher than he actually is. He wears "gangster" clothes and talks like a thug. These kids think they are cool because they mess with mall cops. Generally, this kid is either short and is overcompensating, or is just insecure in some other way. He hangs out in the food court of the local mall and tries to intimidate people with their tough face. Usually they just get laughed at.
Dude, stay away from that kid, he looks scary
Settle down man, he's just a food court gangster, the kid's a total puss.
Settle down man, he's just a food court gangster, the kid's a total puss.
by kynit January 09, 2008
Someone that no matter how much weight they lost or how much plastic surgery they had it still wouldn't help.
by Conster February 27, 2006