Spanking a turkey

Killing time

Somebody asked her what she was doing, and she said I'm just spanking a turkey

by OWL76 March 29, 2025

Turkey Huntin

When one drives around aimlessly and smoking pot in the hopes of finding a turkey running across the road

Dude, let's get some bud and go turkey huntin

by perspicace August 7, 2012

Turkey Sammich

The act of bending your woman over , spreading her butt cheeks apart, slathering her shame cave with mayo, turkey, lettuce and tomato and then proceeding to enjoy lunch.

I got home from work last night and my girlfriend made me a turkey sammich.

by El Pedro. Bendejo March 29, 2024

catching the crazy turkey

It starts with a turkey...and ends with sex in a bed.

Mogar was catching the crazy turkey last night

by Gold team 16 February 27, 2018

Jerky Turkey

For a man to have his penis go limb when he see's someone who is sexually attractive.

Tom had a Jerky Turkey when he saw jessica Alba in a bikini.

by LolzMan101 September 11, 2011

Turkey Slurpy

The act of slurping on men

"Hey what are you doing tomorrow?"

"Eh nothin much just doing some Turkey Slurpy"

by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad November 18, 2022

Fugue Turkey

Someone who really excels at playing fugues. But a bit old fashioned. Someone who rips a fugue double time on the piano

Did you see that guy shredding the shit out of that fugue? He is a Fugue Turkey

by Multorit March 27, 2022