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An inbred Mongol rape baby from a fake shithole that claims it and itself to be superior to all yet is too afraid to return to his Golden Horde vassal once it leaves.

It will always blame all of its failures on well-deserved "Russophobia" rather than its own subhuman genetic inferiority and project all its flaws onto its superiors (A.k.a. everyone else) while stealing the history of actual, superior countries (Like Ukraine). They grunt Mongol and Turkish loanwords and call it a "language" whenever it's too tired from a diet solely consisting of toilet cleaner and stolen Ukrainian bread it was too stupid to preserve after being confronted by facts that threaten its brain-dead, brainwashed, propaganda-fueled worldview made from Kremlin fake news propaganda networks like RT and SputnikNews.

These walking chromosome surpluses will attempt to rationalize its midget-run dictatorship's imperialist and totalitarian actions and policies.

When it inevitably fails to do so, it will return to its hovel to weep into a Putler love pillow while shoving a Stalin-shaped dildo into its ass as a coping mechanism like the weak spineless Nazi it is.

Its fake overgrown shithole with no history is collapsing by the day, and will soon meet the inevitable and well-deserved fate of being partitioned between its rightful owners of Ukraine and other real countries, with its inbred population being put through the meat grinder of karma like pigs to the slaughter on the final days of the operation.
Oh great, I stepped into a pile of dog-Russian.

Finally got my tickets to the 2018 Special Olympics - I can't wait to see the all-Russian contestants.

No wonder the Russian ruble is falling - actual countries put an embargo on chromosomes.

Don't worry, ma'am, your son will be fine - we managed to successfully remove the Russian from his brain.

I am pleased to announce that there is no more Russian in your lymph nodes - you are 100% cured.

Sorry I tripped you, it was completely by Russian.
by DeathToTheKatzapstan June 8, 2023
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Russian Deadline

The 'Russian Deadline' refers to the commonly made promise of the Russian Federation, specifically Vladimir Putin, on the deadline of military offensives. Similar to the Russian idiom 'China's Final Warning' (in Russian: последнее китайское предупреждение), the Russian Deadline is not completed by the date given, and in fact tends to go far over.

Examples of this include the beginning of the war in Ukraine, when Putin had told the press that the invasion would take a matter of a few weeks. - It has now been 2.5 years.

Another example, although incomplete, is the recent statement from Putin that he "has ordered the Ukrainian armed forces to be pushed out of the Kursk region by October 1st". - As a solid counter offensive has yet to even be constructed, this is highly sceptical.
"Thomas said people would start showing up around 4, but that seems to be a Russian Deadline."
by Hot&SourSoup August 20, 2024
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Russian Roulette

When a woman gives a man a blow job while he’s is sleeping and proceeds to guess when he is going to cum.
Hey bro, my wife played a game of Russian Roulette last night. She lost, it got in her eye.
by Cupids Arrow May 21, 2025
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russian prison

when you’re low key trying to say she’s a hoe....
omg, she’s been through a russian prison!”
by itztayler November 8, 2017
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Russian Twist

While jacking off spin, spin a circle and try to ejaculate in your partners' mouth. Extra style points if you get it fully in their mouth, points deducted if you get it on their face or eyes.

-RegisteredSexOffender
"Yo what did you do with you girlfriend last night?"
"Oh we tried the Russian Twist but I got it in her eyes."
by Registered_Sex_Offender January 16, 2021
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Russian Suction Cup

When two individuals scissor with moist buttholes, causing the buttholes to suction when pulling apart.
That was the best Russian Suction Cup I've ever experienced.
by Skatecrete April 1, 2022
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Russian fracturing

Fracturing the subsurface rock using nuclear bombs to increase production of oil & gas.
CEO: We need to increase oil production or the company will go broke.

Russian Engineer: Why don't we use Russian Fracturing.
by Agswaggg August 30, 2012
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