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wait i’m goated

by ramen333 September 28, 2023
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Goat

Goat, or also known as a raging fuckfard, is a small, four legged mammal, mostly found with horns. They’re noisy fuckers that like to eat your clothes, hair, scream all night, and butt your gut. They suck. But they’re cute.
Person: Aww what a cute goat!
Goat: Surprise mothertrucker *butts stomach*
by getmeoffthisplanet March 20, 2022
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Rape Goat

Rape goats are easily identifiable because they are the safest person to harass, everyone takes part of in some capacity. Despite the malicious behavior targeted at this individual no one actually wants them gone because others find joy in their harassment; in the event that the rape goat is absent a new rape goat will be acquiesced by the group.

The "rape goat" is the lowest ranking individual in a social setting.

"Rape goat" is a metaphor based on the stereotype of farmers raping defenseless goats for their own amusement. The person acquiesced as the rape goat is likewise defenseless and harassed for the group's amusement.
"I don't think it's healthy to have a rape goat in a friend group, he always gets smoke for no reason. If he leaves than what then? Who's going to be the next rape goat?"
by Jomil200918196 February 18, 2024
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Goat

Small brown kid waiting under tree after school for parents with big teeth
The boy is a goat for waiting in the sun 🌞
by Thecoolestgohl August 1, 2018
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The Goats of long island

The superior group of Goats from the amazing place we all know, Long island. The home of japs and fbois but also the best sport in the world.... Lacrosse. The goats include kobri14 danilax smesco cbcavs. They are high class Goats who are better than everyone else. Their insta page is amazing. @thegoatsoflongisland. The Goats are amazing. As the merrick kids know “Kobri14 the goat from the start, she’ll pull up steal your man then break his heart” whoever rapped this is a LEGEND
Wow the Goats of Long Island are so cool i wish i could be them!!
by tgoli September 28, 2018
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Goat

Lionel Andreas Messi, not to be confused Pristiano Penaldo from Oil Arabia
Guy 1: Messi is the Goat
Guy 2: You mean Messi is Messi?
by Honest Finishedaldo fan October 18, 2023
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GOAT-EYED

That bowl left him looking goat-eyed
by DownsAZfuk September 30, 2022
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