First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Me: Karen, get this…
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
by Wow bruh August 20, 2021
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by xkeairnsx September 11, 2012
Get the electric snow angel mug.when two men/women have sex and one of the males stick their wet penis into the sand and insert it back into their partner. typically found to take place on a beach, or if your jsut sick (:D) in ure childs toy sand set, like a turtle sand box.
My girfriend: "that arabian snow cone last night on the moonlit beack was good, i liked the tease of watching u stick it as far into the sand as possible and slowly bringing it back out and slowly thrusting back into me full of sand"
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An individual who does precision guess-work base on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
See also Wizard,Magician
An individual who does precision guess-work base on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
See also Wizard,Magician
by Snow Plow Supervisor January 24, 2023
Get the Snow Plow Operator mug.(a) a very strange breed of human that has shaved head and a dyed hair in a strange way, resembling a snow cone
usually a homosexual
(b)someone who enjoys sitting on snow cones with their bare anus
usually a homosexual
(b)someone who enjoys sitting on snow cones with their bare anus
(a)dude did you see that strange snow cone person at the 4th of july parade? they were staging a takeover
(b)fred is a snow cone person. don't ask. you don't want to know.
(b)fred is a snow cone person. don't ask. you don't want to know.
by Lord Fartquadd December 17, 2022
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by TCBornandDead February 4, 2019
Get the Michigan Snow Cone mug.While your girl is on her knees you will cover your penis in squirty cream and slap it on her face while screaming “OOGEY BOOGEY IM THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MAN” before aggressively cumming in her eyes making her blind then faring in her mouth.
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