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Abominable Road Handy 

When you are driving when it is cold out, have your passenger hold their hand out the window until it gets numb and then give you an Abominable Road Handy. Or do it to yourself...
It's like 30F out there! Stick your hand out the window for a bit so you can give me an Abominable Road Handy

Abominable Snowman 

Before entering a movie, buy a box of popcorn. Do NOT eat it. During the movie, engage in sexual behavior, pulling out pre-ejaculation. Let your load off all over your partner, specifically in the facial area. Proceed to dumping the box of popcorn over their head. Watch and enjoy as the abominable snowman terrorizes the theater.
like omg! an abominable snowman like totally attacked us during Hancock!

abominable snowman cock 

When a girl surprises you during anal by shitting all over your cock and pouring liquid nitrogen onto it.
"Yeah, Sarah gave me an abominable snowman cock last night. I had to cut the ice off with a knife."

abominable snowman 

Mythical creature thought to live in the Himalayas. Also known as Yeti.
Sightings have been reported from Napal, China, and Siberia and other areas of Asia.
The abonimable snowman is said to be over 7 feet tall and have a heavy coat of white hair, allwoing him to camouflage in the snow of the mountains.
"Oh no! its the... the... abominable snowman!"
abominable snowman by fukkkerz August 28, 2007

Abominable Snowball 

A sex act in which someone ejaculates into another person's mouth. That person then holds the ejaculate in their mouth for a period of time for no less than 1 hour. After the period of time has passed and the saliva/semen mixture has stewed in their mouth, this person then kisses another and forces the mixture into another person's mouth.
Dave: I picked Dina up for dinner last night, but she gave me the strangest kiss before we left. I think she was eating soup or something before hand, it was so salty.

Greg: Dina? She blew me yesterday afternoon. You think it was an abominable snowball?

Dave: Well fuck, that's the third time this month.

abominable snowhand 

A variation of the stranger, but instead of sitting on your hand to lose feeling you stick it in snow, ice, or the freezer. Also referred to as "The Icehand Cometh"
When Sophie dumped Joey on the top of Mt. Everest, the only thing he could do to numb the pain was give himself an abominable snowhand.
abominable snowhand by weinerburg January 26, 2017