Left-handed Sponge

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.

Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.

by seanmft April 23, 2014

purple yogurt slinger

A very large penis that is bruised purple because of constant use, in a clit lip or a ass hole

That man has a huge purple yogurt slinger

by yoMamma June 19, 2015

chocolate gogurt slinger

While having sex dogy style and partner begins to shit, and you have to ejaculate you pull out immediately an sling shit an jizz everywhere

I pulled out an slung shit an jizz slung everywhere chocolate gogurt slinger

by Theredneck39ajf September 23, 2016

three finger slinger

A large dip in your mouth. Widely used by red necks in Appalachia

I'm gonna put a three finger slinger in and kick your ass

by Chesire water June 15, 2016

talk no sponge

Giving it to someone straight

I am not going to talk no sponge when I tell you about your diagnosis.

by Sponge talker September 8, 2017

3 inch yogurt slinger

The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.

chode
cum blast
cum gun

Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"

by meme nation December 18, 2017

squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.

“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018