purple monkey dishwasher

the answer to any "why" question you do not know.

"Why didnt you eat your veggie?"
-"Purple Monkey Dishwasher."

by melissa November 25, 2003

Barney the purple dinosaur

Someone you'd deny knowing if you were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I told you, I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Girl- It wasnt me! I'm getting homeschooled from now on, I don't need these losers, I'm awesome! My teddy bear told me I was so I know it's true! I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks.

by Solid Mantis October 09, 2020

Purple monkey balls

It is a type of drug

To eat purple monkey balls is like eating some marijuana

by Lil dumb joy October 24, 2018

Random Purple Snaps

When the girl your talking to send you snaps out of the blue

My ex sent me random purple snaps

by fat.tooka December 25, 2021

purple hat hacker

Purple hat hackers are professionals at hacking and like to test how good they are at hacking by hacking older computer they own

A purple hat hacker was testing his hacking skills by hacking his old computer

by Craden February 02, 2016

Mexican Purple Rocket

The condition of a man's penis where the circulation is cut off and the tip turns purple.

Damn, last night I got the worst case of Mexican Purple Rocket last night when my girlfriend gave me a gripping handjob. I think she was mad at me from when I gave her a Cleavland steamer.

by Flypig777 July 29, 2009

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

When somebody reaches down their pants, rubs their hand around on their privates and brings it back up to their nose for a sniff. Usually checking to see if their balls need a cleaning before going out for the night

"Bro, did you just see that?"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"

by Chuckster2020 February 05, 2010