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Comfort Porn

A comic where there aren't any jokes, it's just a character being nice to another character who is in emotional pain. There is no punchline. The final panel instead says something along the lines of "It's all going to be ok".

Variations include:
-A character talking about their lack of confidence in something not to another character, but to the reader.
-A character getting the courage to go off and accomplish things today.
-A character growing tired while drawing at a cintiq and then getting a second wind.
-A character waxing nostalgic about their childhood, then comparing it to their life now, then seeing kids doing a modern day version of what they were doing as a kid, and coming to the conclusion that things will be ok.
Friend: "Why does this comic about some sad mouse being comforted by another mouse have so many likes on insta?"
You: "Because people like your aunt will always be suckers for comfort porn."
by Oweeeeendennis May 25, 2021
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Porn blocker

Guy 1: damn i dont want pornhub or porn sites appearing
Guy 2: then use a porn blocker
by Misterhunterindahouse July 7, 2019
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live porn

Live porn is watching people have sex right in front of you. Like watching your friends have sex while you just look or masturbate.
I've seen all my friends live porn.
He cums so easily when he watches live porn.
by Makhedama August 5, 2019
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porn crush

An infatuation with pornographic actress or actor much like a celebrity crush on say Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johansson in a girl's case Chris hemsworth
i have a huge porn crush on British pornstar Emma Leigh she's sexy has natural tits and a great body Iv a collection of her pictures and videos and I even wank over her I like her that much but its a crush chances are I'll never meet or get with her
by irishlad682 July 24, 2015
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garmadon porn

John:I saw garmadon porn
Jackson:ok
by BiggeCheese105 May 24, 2023
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Porn Gainz

When you get swole solely from masturbation. While some may go to the gym to get huge arms, someone with porn gainz gets huge arms from touching themselves. It is like the natural shake weight of the body.
Guy 1: holy shit how to you get so swole

Guy 2: its all in the porn gainz man, just wank it 3 times a day to get killer guns like these
by Swellville August 5, 2017
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