Poo-ron

A moronic imbecile who tends to talk shit whilst smelling like shit

Casso-Get a whiff of this fucking poo-ron

by BuckToothTimmy October 1, 2020

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poo train

Similar to Drop the kids off at the pool,pinch a loaf,lay cable explaining you are ready to poop

Ohhh Dude I think the poo train is at the station, I better go and let the passengers off.

by PoOpa FoOker May 3, 2017

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An individual who is grossly overweight, perpetually sweats from every crevice of his or her body, and often times is unable to get up out of their medical grade recliner to escape their own filth without the help of Fire/EMS. While they would ideally enjoy making it to the restroom to void their bowels on their own, the over exertion will cause them to void prematurely, adding to what is the litter box they will call their sty. Some may even be related to a Chestermite.

Bryan told Don that he was sick of picking poo hogs off their floor.

by Pass the bavoisier April 3, 2022

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Poo plug

When your trying to take a shit in a pit toilet and you feel that cold breeze up your ass and can’t get it out.

You got a hairdryer bro? I got a poo plug and I need help thawing it.

by Dickbender December 4, 2021

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poo cube

A cubicle (or desk) that is close enough to a bathroom where you can smell the stank from someone having just gone number 2.

Matt: "Hey where is the new guy gonna be sitting?'
Jim: "Right next to the bathroom in the poo cube area."
Matt: "Shitty for the new guy"
Jim: "Yeah I feel sorry for him after Randy's morning Growler"

by phizzledizzle June 18, 2011

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Poo Tourist

Someone from another work department/location/floor who does not use their specified toilet facilities, but instead travels to another department/floor/office to poop

Dave from the floor above is such a poo tourist, he's always coming downstairs to use our toilets

by PUbez July 2, 2015

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