Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy 

A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);

"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"

"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"

Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010

monkey face piece of shit 

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

monkey face piece of shit by Fpicard September 27, 2013

The Ol' Five-piece 

The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.

Ex: I visited your mom last night and gave her the Ol' Five-piece.

The Ol' Five-piece by SwordfishTrombone October 5, 2016

no-good piece of crap 

A mild insult, or a way of offending someone without heavily swearing! Mostly used by the southern states of USA.
"crap" alone is often used by the British.

"Gimme a burger, you no-good piece of crap!"

no-good piece of crap by TheVanillaSwirl June 12, 2016

run a piece on a girl

To run a piece on a girl can mean one of two things: to have sex with a girl in exchange for money, drugs, or whatever they decide to exchange.

To run piece on a girl can also mean: to con or steal from her in plain sight without her knowledge, especially if she is in debt to someone

I'll hit you up later but first I have to run a piece on a girl who needs some Boi or tonight, but she don't have any money.

run a piece on a girl by Nikstixx January 1, 2017

your a good piece

A good piece of ass, a good lay

Kristy your a good piece!

your a good piece by Chipp,RN June 19, 2017

My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite

Who's choking on the splinters

Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!

My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017