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millimeter peter

wow he’s got a brandt totally a millimeter peter
by millimeter peter January 6, 2021
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Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin: "Peter Griffin"
Brian: "What the Fuck?!?"
by Random CSAT Rifleman March 9, 2023
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Peter

a shy guy who cares a lot about his dreams and school. He doesn’t seem to initiate much when it comes to his friends, however cares a lot about his family. He usually doesn’t talk to any girls. But there’s always at least one girl (me) who’s into him haha. Peters pretty smart, with three ap classes. Oh how I love peter, yet he’s so shy. If you ever meet a peter, just know they’re really shy so if they don’t initiate first it’s completely normal. He loves going to the gym during his free time. Doesn’t have much attention from the ladies. Matbe one day he’ll see something in me 😉
Girl 1: oh he’s cute and shy he must be a peter!
Girl 2: I agree ☝️
by Irene and I December 31, 2022
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Millimeter Peter

Millimeter Peter, also known as your local drug dealer, is defined as the smallest pecker known to man. You can find one of these if you look around the corners of your city! You can usually find one by homeless shelters or in some random woman's mothers house!
"Never thought that he'd have a millimeter Peter!"
"I was so disappointed when his pants came down and in all his glory, a millimeter peter stared back at me."
by thebrddd November 21, 2023
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bamf Peter Parker

Hey do you read bamf Peter Parker?
Yeah I love bamf Peter Parker!
by 🌸💖🌺 January 9, 2024
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Peter

Peters are the best people in the world. He is a chick magnet and has the biggest cock. Peter only whips out his monster shlong to whom he chooses is worthy to possess. He always wears Ralph Lauren Polo with GUCCI belt and gives the shirt a small tuck at the front to show off the GUCC. Peter is the richest grigga you know and always has spare cash in his pocket. At least $600 in case the local souvlaki shop up their price. If you know a Peter, do not mess with him as he will get his other griggas and turkey slap you. If you are friends with a Peter, do not unfriend him and always remember to speak with caution, unless he regards you as grigga.
Tony: Who's that?
John: Oh, that's Peter. Don't mess with him he's a Grigga.
Tony: Yea so?
Tony: *gets turkey slapped* *dies*
by the rEAL grigga September 18, 2019
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Peter pan

A man who doesn't want "anything serious", in term immature and forever a child.
He's such a peter pan
by Moonmee January 11, 2021
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