Peter Wiseman

A man that walks around the borders wearing a wig, skit, bra and some stiletto's. He is also known for being excellent on giving himself a five knuckle shuffle.

Oh look it's a wild Peter Wiseman!

by Twatb4g March 10, 2024

Peter wiseman

A STRANGE PERSON FROM THE SMALL TOWN CALLED SELKIRK COMMONLY USES THE SEX TECHNIQUE CALLED THE FIVE KNUCKLY SHUFFLE

BE CAUSIOUS AS ME MAY WANT TO EXPERIMENT ON OTHERS

IM GOING TO DO THE PETER WISEMAN TO U

by hellopetermulvey February 05, 2024

Peter weeter

Another name for a penis.

I told her she was finna get hit with this peter weeter.

by Durag_Danny January 22, 2025

Peter Berndes

The Human Tuna.

Are you eating tuna again today? you are such a Peter Berndes

by Lordoftheimps March 07, 2022

Joshua Peter

Someone who has the mental potential to be a Chad but lacks crucial physical attributes. Is such a beta that 2 year olds show dominance over him.

Hey look, it’s a wild Joshua Peter

by Anonymous_2004 October 04, 2020

St. Peter’s calling my name

An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.

A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.

Mom,

Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.

Love,
John

by SouthernScout January 13, 2023

peter parker's boi

When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.

"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."

by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019