by vista_fail September 27, 2010
Where ya mummy n daddy get it on in da bedroom or anywhere else 😉 that’s disgusting Man U eat cheeseburgers on a lorry on the m6 tryna get to China to see a leg with a hair and u suck dick ur man is a clipped toe nail haha u mong
by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 17, 2019
A tradition started by those rebelling against business casual friday. Bad-ass business suits and dark shades are preferred, but anything dressier than your Monday-Thursday apparel will work. Bonus points if you can take your dog for a run while wearing your fancy pants.
The Llama - "What's the suit for? Do you have an interview today?"
Me – "Nah, man. It's just Fancy Pants Friday!"
Adrian – "Hells yeah, FPF, baby."
Me – "Nah, man. It's just Fancy Pants Friday!"
Adrian – "Hells yeah, FPF, baby."
by Grandpa Fancy Pants July 27, 2005
The day always falls on the first Friday in April (this is not negotiable). The weather does not matter, the day must go on!
One's ankles must be showing. What one chooses to wear to display their ankles is left entirely to the discretion of the individual. Eligible participants include anyone.
If the weather is still cold, it is meant to prove that hope will prevail regardless! For those who have the joy to already be frolicking through warmer days, it is meant for the simple joy of celebrating their fortune in that warmer weather.
One's ankles must be showing. What one chooses to wear to display their ankles is left entirely to the discretion of the individual. Eligible participants include anyone.
If the weather is still cold, it is meant to prove that hope will prevail regardless! For those who have the joy to already be frolicking through warmer days, it is meant for the simple joy of celebrating their fortune in that warmer weather.
Happy Short Pants Friday!
by shortpantsappreciator March 30, 2010
by Brosef Dudeofski June 23, 2010
The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.
Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.
Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.
Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"
by CinnamonBear June 08, 2019
A metaphor for taking responsibility for mature adult affairs such as finances and occupational obligations.
by letithappen88 November 08, 2017