Beaver dam smash and dash

When you dip out after fornication and take their kayak

Aiden did a beaver dam smash and dash on my cousin Paisley

by Beaver dam Department of Memes August 16, 2025

Smash face

To describe someone who looks like their face has been merged with another person.

“He’s a propa little smash face him”

by Inkedbypamga February 6, 2025

smash repairs

The Australian version of "body shop"; the place you go to get your car fixed after a crash.

Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.

Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.

"I'll be a bit late home, Shaz; I'm dropping Baz off at the smash repairs so he can pick up his V8."

by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025

The snout smash

A deliberately executed act in which a girl forcefully bounces her ass onto a guy’s face with the shared goal of breaking his nose.

"Dude, why is your nose crooked?"
"She hit me with The Snout Smash last night. Best decision I ever made."

by Idk i jus got here March 3, 2025

Smashed Jack

A penis that has been smashed flat.

Dave's wife took a hammer to his penis and now he has a smashed jack.

by SkinTicket69 March 20, 2025

Kimmeh Smash

When a person destroys anything within arms reach regardless of sobriety.

Where did that vodka bottle go on the counter? Did someone Kimmeh Smash?

by Big Betty Swallocks November 23, 2021

smash

Hit, crush, repeat

smash is effective on short people

by cacahuete06 May 31, 2023