Crab Smash

The female version of tea bagging!

You've been Crab Smashed, yo!

by Kaetyne October 11, 2014

smash dog

when a man is having sex with a woman then he pulls out and smashes his dick with a hammer

yesterday, i smash dogged myself when i was banging my girlfriend

by ricky flanders November 3, 2010

Smash the gangs

Furious masturbation in the face of problem solving.

"Only Labour can smash the gangs"

by Mr David Bean May 24, 2025

Smashed the guts out of it

To have vicious, somewhat unhealthy intercourse.

"it got to the point I had to shag her. Absolutely smashed the guts out of it, I did. You should've seen it. Fanny like sandblasted beef tripe"

by Smear test August 23, 2017

sextuple smash

The most powerful form of slamming ham, steaming ham, kid creation, and you said you used protection-ing

My good sir, this evening, you should expect a sextuple smash. Please be prepared, for you shall not see it coming

by Woman respecter March 5, 2024

Smashing Lemons

Making boomer stock manipulation firms lose millions as they get crushed by the MOASS.

These GME leaps are going to be smashing lemons until there’s not a single drop of Andrew juice Left.

by of_tism January 19, 2021

Smash

To have a lot of fun 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 this is what happened when you smash

Bro I smashed last night and it was Johns wife!!!

by Phat vieles May 7, 2018