Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023

Short person

They are not short, they are just very vertically challenged!!!

:)

Next time when you call me a short person you are wrong!!!!!
I'm just vertically challenged!!!!!

by Just figured out that I'm GAY! November 4, 2021

Short

Very Very

Short

by OKjjjjjjj January 27, 2022

Maraca short of a Mariachi Band

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

short pork

Nickname for a penis.

Look at those short porks!

by DellOne55 January 23, 2008

yt shorts

a cheap tiktok knockoff that’s full of trash such as skibidi toilet and wednesday

sometimes yt shorts makes me want to snap my neck

by ZΣPH Ψ February 18, 2024

short dick it

incompetence or inadequacy.
Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
little or no effort used in the job or activity.

bro, you need to short dick it. we have five more jobs today and we don't have time to sit here and replace the bolt to the toilet seat.

by boot leg ;P June 8, 2016