discombobulated noodle 

amazing, fantastic, the best person you will ever meet, super funny and kind but single ready to mingle

shut up you discombobulated noodle

discombobulated noodle by discombobulated noodle May 3, 2018

lawn noodle 

Wimpy little arms

Stop shaking your lawn noodles at me!

lawn noodle by XABmckean4 May 4, 2018

Pot noodle 

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants

Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught

Pot noodle by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018

flute noodles 

Penne Pasta. Which is a noodle that you play as a flute.

I played a siiiick solo on my flute noodles during dindin that I got double dessert!

flute noodles by FlyBoyChris February 13, 2018

Poop noodle 

A long string of shit straight out the anus

Ohh i just had a 12 inch poop noodle come out my ass

Poop noodle by Buce bungus February 24, 2018

Chicken noodle 

Tasty noodle with bits of chicken in it

Today i ate chicken noodle. Yum, it was good

Chicken noodle by Suklaa May 15, 2018

old noodle 

Old nudes

Do you have old noodles?

old noodle by AyeFuckitup May 22, 2018