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noah fonner

Oh look it’s Noah fonner he is a simp
by Pokémon Vlogs November 4, 2020
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Noah

You'll miss the way, he always makes you feel safe. Though you can't look him in the eyes without melting, and your cheeks burn hot and mind leaves. You'll miss his hugs and texting him. miss being around him even if in silence feet away in a room. You will never forget a Noah, so never let one go once you have one. He is the most amazing, caring, smart, funny, willful person to walk the Earth. He is attractive inside and out.

Poem about a Noah
His hair was the golden light at the start of a sunset. His eyes shone with all the greens and browns of forest. His hugs were warm and gentle like how a fire dances along your skin late at night.
Girl 1: Wow that guys so cool!

Girl 2: And SMART!
Girl 3: oh, that's just Noah.
by Idkforever123 May 4, 2022
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Noah

Noah is someone who telaports under jayvion’s bed at night and licks his ass
by LiLMoistToilet August 18, 2021
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Noah

Noah is a dumbass. A cringe lord. And the cutest, most adorable idiot. He's got really nice hands! He never thinks he is enough for anyone else's love. Noah is softhearted even when he acts tough. He loves thighs, specially in yoga pants. Noah is shy and insecure but pretty handsome. He will go far in life, has a lot of potential and greatness within him to achieve many things, but his own doubts keep him grounded. I can't wait to see him sprout his wings one day! Noah is the best.
Person: "He looks cringe."
Her: "He definitely is, he is Noah. My favorite."
by vanilla_kitten November 23, 2021
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Noah

Biggest cock sucker you've ever known.
They're always trying to suck on someone's dick, no matter who.
They just cant stop sucking dicks.
They actually opened the jar containing Rasputin's 9inch flacid penis and sucked on it for 4 straight days
Jerry: "Yeah man, I think Tom is a total Noah, he wont stop trying to suck my dick"
Benjamin: "Oh shit here comes Tom! I'm gonna hide before he sucks my penis again"
by bakeddeepfriedbeans April 7, 2022
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Noah Sebastian

A beautiful man and Vocals for a band called Bad Omans
Person 1: hey, have you heard about Bad Omens? They seem like a really good band

Person 2: yeah, the vocalist, Noah Sebastian is beautiful!
by Somerandomgingerkid September 24, 2023
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noah metcalfe

omg yk noah metcalfe?
the based aries god??
by iamyourmother696969 October 27, 2021
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