Minecraft

Someone who whats his life on video games and usually has no friends and rarely goes out of thy person room.

Person 1: I`m gonna get drunk and hook up with chicks, do you wanna come
Person 1: Fuck off i`m playing mine craft

Minecraft: someone who never likes going outside or interacting

by Mnecraft nerd 16323xf|}{jk May 29, 2018

MineCraft

NIGGA THIS SHIT IS THE MOST MOFO BADASS GAME OF ALL TIME!! FUCK FORTNITE YOU STUPID BITCH!! GO MINECRAFT!!

Person 1: wanna play minecraft

Person 2: are you fucking retarded, of course I do you dumb whore!!
Person 1: (dies from getting stabbed with person 1’s diamond sword)

by Anonymous 8200 July 13, 2019

Minecraft Dungeons

the new minecraft on xbox

person1: bro have u watched pewds minecraft videos?
person2: yeah I can’t believe he already finished the first dungeon?
person1: WUT ARE U ON ABOUT MATE? MINECRAFT DUNGEONS!

by protopia May 31, 2020

Jack Mineral Ice

Noun - an individual who is either extremely muscular or plain rugged in demeanor and action. A badass

Adj. - of or relating to ruggedness or badassness

Broderick Bunkley is not a very good football player but he is a pure Jack Mineral Ice in his combine photo.

Ben James had a heart attack in North Carolina and then drove home to Pennsylvania, that's Jack Mineral Ice

by Thorfin Skull Crusher January 20, 2011

Coal Miner

A coal miner is a sexual term that relates to a type of woman with an amazing body but a not so great face. This is a type of woman one would like to have sex with in the dark but wear a COAL MINER's helmet to stare at her ass doggystyle.

Guy1: damn that girl has a nice body
Guy2: eh but look at her face....
Guy1: She's definitely a coal miner

by l3urkles January 7, 2014

creator of minecraft

Its Hatsune Miku. Stop saying that its Philza you fucking dream stans. Its not fucking funny. Let us have this one joke.

Curious person: "Hey whos is the creator of minecraft again? I forgot"
Dream stan: "Oh its Phi-"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Shut the fuck up, nobody likes your bitch ass minecraft YouTubers. You guys are fucking pathetic and don't deserve access to the internet. Imagine making a fake sexuality and a fake gender that mock LGBTQ+ people based off some green screen bitch even tho that same bastard and his stupid friends are queer themselves. The people you look up to have zero talent, all they do is scream into their microphones every 5 seconds, and you sick fucks find that entertaining. "Oh but i enjoy the storyline!" no you don't, its trash. Go read a fucking book. Even an Ikea instruction paper is more interesing to look at. And i know damn well that you're faking at least 3 disorders. Which ones, hm? Autism, PTSD, BPD, ADHD, ADD, probably all of them and more. You're a dissapointment to humanity. You guys are just as bad as Jelly Bean. Be thankful i don't want to waste more of my lifetime roasting you, i have better things to do"
Cursious person: ".....so who is it?"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Its Hatsune Miku. Not Philza. Look it up"

by imfuckingtired August 17, 2022

New Jersey Coal Miner

A sexual act similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. The man spreads the woman's vagina and shits in it, he then gives her head and tries to scoop out the feces with his tounge.

Adam gave Becca one hell of a New Jersey Coal Miner last night after they enjoyed a hearty feast of greasy McDonalds.

by Duncan Hill September 10, 2008