Christian Death Metal

(noun) Hard core metal/rock with religious messages; see "Christalica"

I fucking love Jesus!
If you don't believe in God, go to hell!
*insert guitar chord*
*jump into crowd*

by Kate January 14, 2004

Christian Death Metal

Death Metal for those of us who like to headbang and mosh w/o all of the same profanity...although some will always exist

random kid: a death metal based bible study in your basement? sweet
bible study leader: God + angry neighbors = very good

by Churchie August 3, 2005

Lesbian power metal

a genre of music defined by simple chords, female singers, and Melissa Ethridge. tons of butch lesbians have shaved their heads to these tunes. Many songs from this genre are about other women and feminist ideals. Some artists in this genre include its founder melissa ethridge, Oratory, Beautiful sin, Dream Maker, Dawn of destiny, Magika, and shadowside.

Damn baby, This Lesbian Power Metal makes me hate things with penises even more

by shitweezul May 24, 2010

put the petal to the metal

to drive as fast as you can, to press the gas pedal to the maximum extent, to exert maximum effort,

- We're losing them!
- Put the petal to the metal!

by WhiteLilac March 8, 2011

Christian Death Metal

Should never exist, a couple of punk-ass kids that think they're cool but still are the boy toy of some priest. Death Metal and any sort of "Religion" what-so-ever should never coincide, it's just cheap ass subliminal messaging, which would anger any non-poser metal crowd.

Jimmy: Oh boy, have you listened to that new cd by <insert Christian Death Metal album here>

Billy: Yeah I love listening to that while my preacher bends me over and spanks me with a bible.

by Awesomesaucetasticsauce. January 13, 2009

emotional metal

A term whiney little emo kids use about their whiney little emo bands to try and associate themselves with metal in order to look cooler.

Emo kid: Hey, I love emotional metal bands!
Metalhead: There's no such thing. Now piss off and stop associating yourself with metal to try and impress your poseur friends.

by Metallicawuzere January 2, 2008

Metal King Dax

a guy who is highly attractive in all aspects. His voice alone could make you melt and bend to his will. Only a few could resist his charms. A hardcore metal head said to have a golden penis that cums gold. Syns include Dax,king of hell. Famous quote you're all my bitches.

All hail the metal king Dax

by Kittysoftpawz80 October 9, 2016