Fat Johnson

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Fat Johnson man: egdes

Person 2: what a fat Johnson ong ong

by Fat Johnson June 9, 2024

Boris Johnson

He's a fucking cunt.

Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!

by FUCK OFF BORIS YOU CUNT. March 3, 2024

Sam Johnson

When you perform a strange act on a form of food, most commonly sandwiches

'That idiot just pulled a Sam Johnson on that sandwich'

by samjpohnson March 12, 2024

Kayden johnsonn

Kayden is a wonderful pretty cute nigga and sometimes be pulling every girl in st louis all at once and if you ever see him give him a chance so he can put this dick in ur spine

Girl: you know kayden johnsonn?
Boy: yes bitch he took my girl
Girl: ok ill let him put his coin in my coinslot

by manifuman3909 April 2, 2024

Pencil Johnson

'Pencil Johnson' is a new term that surfaced on the streets of Las Vegas, and it means: Shoving a crack pipe down your scrotum.

"Yo man I just Pencil Johnson'd myself last night, that shit was lit" - Some crack user.

by Pencil J. January 7, 2025

Sigma Johnson

Sigma Johnson; an almighty, all knowing, omnipotent being

Woah dude, did you hear about that Sigma Johnson that gooned in ohio??

by Cock sucker 37 January 24, 2025

Spaghetti Johnson

The celebrity and meme, Spaghetti Johnson, known for his meme-ability and the fact he looks like Mathew Lillard as Shaggy from the Live Acton Scooby Doo. His catch phrase is "Spaghetti!", his favorite food is Bush's Beans, and his favorite show is Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius.

Wow Spaghetti Johnson is so cool, I cant believe you dont know who he is!

by Corey Adobeson February 2, 2025