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Jizz Sizzler

When your woman has a high fever but still takes your load for the team. Her vagina becomes a jizz sizzler.
My girl was burning up last night, her puss was a real jizz sizzler.
by Shippy85 May 15, 2025
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T Jizz 47

An old fat washed up blonde white guy who eats greasy fries, plays wordle and loves watching 70’s porn. A loser who has zero clue he’s a loser.
Man , nobody’s greasing up their pants crack and iPad like lazy T Jizz 47. Thinks he’s a king, but Clueless.
by Laujee May 15, 2025
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Jizz jewel

A descriptive word for children
My little Dina is the brightest jizz jewel in her class receiving the highest marks on her exams
by Carameldancer May 16, 2025
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Jizz Volcano

When it wasn’t that good and the jizz just falls like a disappointing magma flow
“Man, I only got a little jizzle dribble like my shit was a jizz volcano!”
by VolcanicJizz May 28, 2025
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Jizz Juggler

Noun, singular
A female who substitutes her husband for another man during her man's terminal illness or coma.
That girl AlexFaith was a Jizz Juggler while her husband fought cancer.
by Shaped like Big Bird June 5, 2025
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The Jizz

A way to say something is cool, good, happening. The Jizz's density will be increased for how awesome the thing being spoken about is, The Thick Jizz, The Thickest Jizz and so on.
Bro have you seen the new Alex Jones show with Ye?

Oh yeah man, that is the jizz, gonna make one of his comments my new ringtone
by ROTERFUCHS44 December 4, 2022
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The Jizz Chair

That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)
by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022
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