Court Jew

1. Historically, a Jew hired by European royalty and nobility to do their dirty work in exchange for social privileges. When the people would become discontent, the Court Jew would be blamed for the problems of the monarchy, and by extension, the Jewish people as a whole would be blamed and thrown to the wolves so that the royalty could live to oppress its subjects another day.

2. In modern terms, a Jew who similarly collaborates with the socioeconomic elite in hopes of gaining special privileges, who is ultimately used as a scapegoat whenever things start going wrong.
Ben Shapiro is a good Court Jew.
by Catty McGee October 24, 2018
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Jumping Jew Bag

When a jew runs, the bag of jew gold around his neck bounces(jumps)
by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009
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sexy jew daddy

way hotter than your average jewish boy. this is one jewish man you'd definitely be down to f*ck
"ian staples is so hot and he's jewish, definitely a sexy jew daddy."
by tayhot November 15, 2016
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Fungus Dick Jew

A person with a penis that looks it has been left in the woods for 8 years, then sewn back on. They also have an absurdly large nose, almost too big for their head.
Lucas: did you see the fungus dick Jew last night?
by deicideDecoded October 08, 2016
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nigga natzi jew

He is such a nigga natzi jew he can't even get along with himself.
by Jamie Pheloney April 09, 2005
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triple bum jew

1. A person who displays all the qualities of a Jewish person, whilst receiving triple anal penetration

2. A bummer who displays all the qualities of a Jewish person, but triply so.

Graham Bates is a triple bum jew.
Graham Bates is a triple bum jew
by Tino November 24, 2004
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Jew boy

Usually names start with a “N,” and they are short and fat. They try to brag about how good they are at wrestling. Doesn’t fit any position in sports because they run like something is in their ass. Then most importantly they pick every penny up from the ground.
I am basically just a Jew Boy that loves coins.
by Jimmy Ramoray November 03, 2019
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