Jais

Jais is a rather short but lovely person. They usually bring color into your people lives with their brightly coloured hair AND personality.

Dan: "Oh man, I feel really down today"
Friend: "Dan, you need a Jais in your life"

by Nymphette_n November 26, 2021

Jay and Silent Bob Get struck

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.

Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

jay

a word used to describe an appearance of such attractiveness that no other word could possibly compare.

"the mod team is SO jay!"
"yo that girl is suuuper jay.."

by waomp November 30, 2021

Jay

A man who is really sus with the homies and makes gay jokes and likes old men and doesn’t ask the girl out even tho he would get her because he said he’s single till he dies smh

Jays being the bozo that he is again with these stupid jokes smh

by Vega-5 November 30, 2021

Jay

Jay has a REALLY SMALL penis and will never get any girls you will also know that if you have a friend jay they normally act real gay and are quite homophobic themselves

Girl 1 : oh that’s jay I like him

Girl 2 : I heard his penis is really small
Girl 1 : I don’t like boys with a small penis

by The truth and only November 30, 2021

Jay

Absolute hottie.

Definitely a leo
Wow
Possibly french?
Oui

Wow Jay is so cool! I admire their lack of will to live!

I want to ask out Jay! He has 13 bagel bites!!!

by Machiavelli the great November 30, 2021

Jay

The Bestest friend in the entire world. Any time you are having problems she is there to fix them. She can make your day go from horrible to absolutely amazing. She has the kindest heart in the world, even if she is hurting she can hide it from you to make sure your okay first. She always puts you first. She doesn’t let you do stupid things that will cause you problems in the future. She is the best dance partner. She is so funny!! She makes the stupidest jokes and says the stupidest things sometimes but she is the best friend anyone could ask for. Get yourself a jay. JUST NOT MINE....

Dangggg jay is the best friend ever.

by Bigbootyyyyjudyyyyy October 20, 2019