the act of going the whole month of january without watching jake paul videos or mentioning his name. chances of getting a girlfriend increase by 60%
“hey, did you watch jake paul’s video last night?”
“no dude it’s no jake paul january! i can’t mess with that gay shit!”
“no dude it’s no jake paul january! i can’t mess with that gay shit!”
by sharquitawilliams December 31, 2018
They are two motherfuckers who take everyone for granted. They lie are manipulative. unpopular have no friends and don't know when to shave their pedo-staches. They are pussies. Talk shit but can't fight or act on what they say. Don't ever date them unless you want someone to control everything you do.
Jake and Josh:"You're a slut! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
Jake and Josh:"You're lonely as fuck! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
Jake and Josh:"You're a slut! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
Jake and Josh:"You're lonely as fuck! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
by Kayluc22 April 12, 2019
by Daniel Burgess February 02, 2004
by yjimen9456 September 07, 2017
Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...
by Waterbugs November 20, 2013
what you call a friend when your wife/girlfriend gets jealous and wonders who you have been hanging out with until 3 in the morning.
Who were you with all night? Jake from State Farm
by Cadet 7755 September 02, 2014
Jake is the "bad boy alpha demon" type royale high roleplayer who usually either is male or pretends to be male.
They're these types of roleplayers all the other (usually female) roleplayers have/pretend to have a crush on.
The "Jake" roleplayer is usually a troll but sometimes, they're for real.
They usually try to act like a "cool bad boy" or "flirty guy".
I personally dislike that kind of Jakes, it doesn't matter if they're trolls or not.
But there are a few "Jake roleplayers" that are actually really nice and you feel like they would be a good friend when talking to them.
They're these types of roleplayers all the other (usually female) roleplayers have/pretend to have a crush on.
The "Jake" roleplayer is usually a troll but sometimes, they're for real.
They usually try to act like a "cool bad boy" or "flirty guy".
I personally dislike that kind of Jakes, it doesn't matter if they're trolls or not.
But there are a few "Jake roleplayers" that are actually really nice and you feel like they would be a good friend when talking to them.
Girl in Royale High school : *Drowns and only Jake can save me*
Jake from Royale High: *ignores because wants to be a bad boy*
Jake from Royale High: *ignores because wants to be a bad boy*
by Rotten Deer May 25, 2021