Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...
by Waterbugs November 19, 2013
Get the Jake from state farmmug. what you call a friend when your wife/girlfriend gets jealous and wonders who you have been hanging out with until 3 in the morning.
by Cadet 7755 September 2, 2014
Get the Jake from State Farmmug. Jake is the "bad boy alpha demon" type royale high roleplayer who usually either is male or pretends to be male.
They're these types of roleplayers all the other (usually female) roleplayers have/pretend to have a crush on.
The "Jake" roleplayer is usually a troll but sometimes, they're for real.
They usually try to act like a "cool bad boy" or "flirty guy".
I personally dislike that kind of Jakes, it doesn't matter if they're trolls or not.
But there are a few "Jake roleplayers" that are actually really nice and you feel like they would be a good friend when talking to them.
They're these types of roleplayers all the other (usually female) roleplayers have/pretend to have a crush on.
The "Jake" roleplayer is usually a troll but sometimes, they're for real.
They usually try to act like a "cool bad boy" or "flirty guy".
I personally dislike that kind of Jakes, it doesn't matter if they're trolls or not.
But there are a few "Jake roleplayers" that are actually really nice and you feel like they would be a good friend when talking to them.
Girl in Royale High school : *Drowns and only Jake can save me*
Jake from Royale High: *ignores because wants to be a bad boy*
Jake from Royale High: *ignores because wants to be a bad boy*
by Rotten Deer May 25, 2021
Get the Jake from Royale Highmug. by Chrome5747 December 6, 2013
Get the jake from state farmmug. by 12242442424234234554535.jpeg March 31, 2019
Get the shut the fuck up jakemug. Jake wants to have a pp but he can't because he's a pp builder and not a pp owner
Rip Jake's non existent pp
Rip Jake's non existent pp
by pandabubble123 May 24, 2019
Get the Jake's non existent ppmug. by you've got werms August 2, 2016
Get the Jake from state farmmug.