Little Jack Lawrence 

The bass player of the Dead Weather, Greenhornes, Raconteurs, and also plays banjo in Blanche. He currently has a beard and a photographer for a wife. He also has the vocals of a dying angel and is the only one welcome to magical bassland. He is way above our league that we are not worthy to even lie our lips upon his holy bare ass cheeks. He is thy savior and everyone shall bow down to his geeky little ass.

Watch Little Jack Lawrence shred the mutha fuckin' bass!

Little Jack Lawrence by Trolllllll August 2, 2011

michael jackson 

Among the GR8TEST persons.A wonderful artist,performer,...

Michael jackson the greatest performer,singer,choreographer.HE DESERVES A STANDING OVATION OF THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE.luv u michael.

michael jackson by bazer September 25, 2005

janet jackson's breast 

a breast that was plainly exposed to national television at the Superbowl HalfTime Show

Janet Jacksons's breast had a nipple ring.

janet jackson's breast by laurie February 2, 2004

Jack Schitt 

A term used for someone who does nothing. Based on the phrase "I'm not doing jack shit."

Tommy is such a Jack Schitt.

Jack Schitt by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Jack Bauer Power Hour 

Jack Bauer Power Hour (aka the best damn time of the week) occurs monday nights (or any other time of the week as long as you have an episode of 24, including commercial break (so you get the full 60 minutes)) where a shot of beer is taken for every minute Jack is in the field. If Jack is in the field kicking ass and putting his life on the line to save the US, we can at least show some respect by drinking some beer. God Bless Jack Bauer.

Hot Chick: Hey babe, wanna come out with me and my sorority girlfriends Monday night for some drinks?
Man: Fuck that, 24 is on and I have Jack Bauer Power Hour. Besides, sorority chicks are bitches.

Jack Bauer Power Hour by SneakyFoot March 2, 2010

Jack

Jack is a caring guy. A Jack has amazing good looks. He will always be there for you. He is a loving and caring boyfriend. He is not the show-off type. He is quiet and humble. He doesn’t usually stand up for himself. He will show you his true self once you get close to him. He is amazing and one-of-a-kind. Jack is someone you will always want to be with. Jack isn’t the type to make any moves very quickly. He would rather take your relationship slowly. He can be insecure deep down, but he won’t show it. He can be annoying at times, but it is hard to stay mad at a Jack. You will never get over a Jack, so keep him close and never let him slip away. If he tells you what his heart has to say or tells you a secret, then it means he trusts you and that is special. It is hard to get him to open up because he has a hard time trusting people. A Jack is someone who you will love forever.

Girl 1: Who is he? He’s sexy!
Girl 2: That’s Jack, that girl’s boyfriend.

Jack by ILoveMyJack January 19, 2018

True Jackson VP

A lame and failing attempt to entertain kids by nickelodeon.

it's extremely low budget and there's a laugh track played after pretty much every line.

Weird episode plots. bad actors. stupid concept.
I truly can't sit through a full episode of it.

Ryan what are you doing?! *laugh track*
Just a little target practice. *laugh track*
Are you crazy? *laugh track* You could hurt somebody! *laugh track*

Could someone please pelt the producers of True Jackson VP with bricks?

True Jackson VP by Brie Cheeze August 24, 2010