top house

The most popular or prestigious fraternity on campus.

I heard SAE was top house at UCLA, they throw the craziest parties.

by iForesee July 26, 2015

house monkey

A tree surgeon who is off work due to injury, illness, or bad weather. Also, from the proverb: 'House monkey have plenty time procrastinate about study'.

Katie hates being a house monkey.... she can't wait until her knee is fixed so she can get back up a tree.

by Kater street February 07, 2010

House of Buggin'

A short-lived sketch comedy show in 1995 that filled the gap between "In Living Color" and "Mad TV."

"House of Buggin'" was the brainchild of John Leguizamo and Luis Guzman, but its attempt to be a Latino "In Living Color" went nowhere.

by StoogeWatcher July 26, 2011

Glass House

An indoor basketball court. Particularly with glass backboards hence the name "glass" house.

Perfect day at the glass house!!!

by Robb33 February 24, 2013

take it to the house

To deliver something to a house.

I asked where to bring the couch, she said "Take it to the house."

by MontBlanc September 21, 2003

House hippo

A house hippo is slang for a very large and obese partner in a relationship. Wandering around the house, you'll never know what it'll eat next.

Craig: Hey, can you bring some chips over for the game tonight?
Paul: Sorry bro, we are all out. My house hippo ate them all again.

by Pharmamemes.ms February 02, 2020

leave the house

When there is a fire in your house at midnight when you're sleeping. You think it's just a nightmare but it's real.

12:00 am (sleeping)
12:01 am: Fire Alarm: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Anthony: (yawn) oh it's just a dream I'll go back to sleep
Andrew: NO THIS IS REAL WAKE UP LET'S LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 27, 2021