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dutch oarman

When a man bends over and another man pushes a broom handle up the ass repeatedly while fingering his own asshole.
He is doing the Dutch oarman
by Haus7 January 4, 2015
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dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out
She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.
by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015
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Dutch Broven

When a bunch of bros get together, cut holes the size of a head through a large blanket, and eat foods that cause much gas. They collectively wear this blanket while an unfortunate victim is inside and they pass as much gas as possible effectively cutting off good air to the unfortunate victim. The victim must stay within the broven until a time limit is reached specified by the bros.
The Dutch Broven reeked of taquitos, asparagus, and ass.
by Bringindowntheblouse April 8, 2015
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Dutch tp

It is the act of throwing used toilet paper (toilet paper already used to clean shit from your ass) at any house other than yours. For further effect piss on the Dutch tp afterwards.
*In baseball game
Bill: "Hey Frank I'm going to the bathroom, do you want me to stop at the concessions stand afterwards to get you something to eat"
Frank: "Nah, but what you can do for me is save some of the toilet paper you're going to use in the bathroom. There's this neighbor of mine who pissed on my dog yesterday and I want to get him back for it by Dutch tp'ing his house."
Bill: "Sure thing"
by A swimmer April 11, 2015
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Dutch Harbor

Similar to a circle jerk but with dutch rudders; a collection of men giving each other a dutch rudders in a group
-I heard you guys had a jerk off
- no we just gave each other {dutch rudders
- oh, it was a dutch harbor
by That_One_Guy_You_Know May 10, 2015
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Full Dutch

To remove all clothing except a snorkel and run around frantically. Advanced practitioners may also alternate

between eating cheese and vomiting furiously. Full Dutch is often brought on my severe stress or mental disorders.
Jim went Full Dutch last Saturday after his girlfriend bought a llama.
by Ronjon876 June 5, 2015
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Dutch Apple

To fart in someone's face while they're teabagging you.
He's such a nasty guy. He actually Dutch appled me while I was going down on him!
by Gdawg15 July 7, 2015
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