host ham

The concept of providing a party's host with an additional ham, to replace the ham they are serving to you as a guest.

John stopped at the grocery store on the way to the family gathering to acquire the host ham.

by thehoserx December 26, 2023

Grilling Ham

Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.

Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or

Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.

by b-rad.J February 10, 2025

Plain ham

A vagina that resembles a plain hamburger from McDonald's

She's got a fanny like a plain ham with 2 crowns

by Yadasellsavon92 September 23, 2018

Ham Blamwich

When you blam into someone else's ham sandwich.

Dude why did you give me a Ham Blamwich?

by Gibbyme December 31, 2018

Oh honey ham my jam

That feeling when the beat drops.

Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!

by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015

Cold ham water

When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.

girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”

5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”

by Jimster February 19, 2019

Ham Suxley

a homosexual male who excels in school yet struggles to grow an inch or get taller.

see that loser over there... that's Ham Suxley

by sichael mummers June 5, 2019