ghost poo

(n.) when you sit on the shitter for hours.. straining and pushing, then you check to see how big it was, and nothings there!

my ghost poo hurt so bad i needed to stand up for three whole days.

by ? September 23, 2003

Ghost mode

When you take a hit of a vape and suck a dick.

“ yo Debbie totally loves to ghost mode me”

by Superlol1 January 12, 2018

Space Ghost

An untreated crack addict.

Space ghosts will do almost anything for a crackadelic experience.

by yygsgsdrassill January 6, 2004

Ghost Tweeter

1.The act of helping a friend fine tune their twitter updates. Either to make them funnier or more concise.

2. Knowingly coming up with tweets for a friend or colleague.

3. Tweeting for a company or entity under the guise of being them.

4. Tweeting as a celebrity without their knowledge.

"Wow, Jane's last tweet was hilarious. she must have a funny ghost tweeter."

or

"That's not really Ashton Kutcher on twitter. That is a ghost tweeter."

by @offdutygnome August 4, 2009

ghost cum

what appers to be a cum stane by day and by night glows (ushaly the act of getting glow in the dark paint on you pant's)

What the hell is that stain? : it is ghost cum

by kaspian May 29, 2007

Ghost Dump

Pronounced Go-st Duh-mp: noun.

1. The waste material left when a ghost takes a dump.

2. When a ghost comes and takes a dump for only those with special paranormal gifts to witness.

Yikes! Don't step in that ghost dump!

by Detective Ghost Dumpimous December 9, 2011

Ghost in the closet

When a man is having sex with his partner and a friend is hidden in the closet, the man having sex pulls out and forces the girls head down, teasing her, then the friend creeps in and puts his penis inside of the girl, and the original sexual partner runs round the front and gives the thumbs up

"Yo, we's got to ghost in the closet that ho"

by RAtheruggedman January 6, 2008