A fuck fest is what happens in a new, intimate relationship which includes days of sex, usually of the 'I just met you sex vs. make love' sex. At the end of a fuck fest, you appear jacked up, with messy hair, coconut oil everywhere, starving, but happy.
What did you do this weekend? Your hair is a floppy mess...
"Oh had a fuck fest... new BF"
Ah... got it.
"Oh had a fuck fest... new BF"
Ah... got it.
by Funny Moms May 27, 2016

British saying, mainly from Lancashire where we have the tendancy to miss out letters. Derived from "Fucking Hell."
Same goes with "Fucking 'eck."
Same goes with "Fucking 'eck."
by Major M K December 24, 2006

by mike b. January 6, 2005

by nkoppk15 December 9, 2013

Such a phrase should only be used when you cannot remember what you were originally talking about, and need time to think. Instead of saying "Ummm" or "Errr", you would say "Fucking..." Followed, after a slight pause, by "...Wolverine."
Phillip, to Ben; "Dude, I just had a thought! You look like Fucking, Wolverine."
Ben; "What?"
Phillip; "Fucking, that pirate guy from that film, you know the one."
Ben; "What?"
Phillip; "Fucking, that pirate guy from that film, you know the one."
by ph34r73h3viL August 31, 2009

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