Foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus. Turns out that's exactly what this person got.

Bob: why is there foot lettuce in my burger king burger?

Jerry: hehehehe

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Five Dollar Foot Job

when you pay someone (ex: a hooker, or your friend)

that hooker gave me a five dollar Foot job

by Winston-H November 20, 2025

Footing

The act/art of placing oneself's foot inside the cooter (vagina) of their partner.

Please do footing to me. Slide you me foot up my cooter please Sir

by footingexpert February 20, 2024

Foot Long

Drake’s dick size

Half of the people that saw Drake leak: Dayum drake got a foot long

by Inurwalls March 9, 2024

lil foot

This person has one foot bigger then the other. He is not that smart but always makes a fool of himself everywhere he goes. Cant spell for shit. Unlucky with the girls, but when he does get them there 200lbs bigger then him. Well say he lives on his own but really stays with parents or grandparents.

Lil foot: Me and that girl from last night broke the bed , that's how hard we were going at it.

Friend: yea cause she was a sumo wrestler size chick.

by mad maxx 33 May 8, 2014

Foot Traffic

A crowd of people walking in multiple directions, causing people to dodge, duck, and slow down while on their way from point A to point B.

Elias was walking to his class when he slowed down due to foot traffic.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse December 18, 2022

scouse foot

When you've spent too much time dancing at a rave and your ankles don't work right.

I was out at a psytrance night last night and got a bit of scouse foot

by timmyfactoid November 9, 2012