the foots

when you have diarrhea

I woke up at 3 in the morning with the foots!

by CandiceMcUni January 23, 2009

footed potato

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

by John Henryz June 28, 2010

facial foot fungus

type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.

ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.

John: rubs feet on candy face

candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*

by anonymous April 24, 2021

grey foot

London / U.K slang used to describe white people

Friend 1: I been talking to this new girl she’s fit

Friend 2: what black ting or grey foot

Friend 1: Grey foot ting

by Big boy DOLO May 15, 2023

one foot toe cooch

where someone puts their toe up someone's butt

yo dude, i gave rhea a one foot toe cooch the other day and she loved it!

by joshandrhea May 15, 2016

Foot Lock

Foot lock is when you are sat or stood in a position and then your foot locks in place and you’re unable to move it for a period of time. Sometimes, when you are able to move it again, it can be painful. An easy way to unlock it is by twisting and flexing your toes as much as possible.

Oh no, Becky has got foot lock again. Should we call her mum?

by alvssandra November 15, 2022

noodles foot

A goofy person with hella dance moves!

That Michael is such a noodles foot!

by Anabanabobana July 30, 2017