Darkwing Duck

The Darkwing Duck finds its roots in the ole batwing. The stark differences are that the Darkwing Duck requires someone to apply black or brown face paint to their ballsack. In addition to grabbing each testicle and spreading your sack as far as it goes you quack like a duck as well.
John really wanted to go blackface for the corporate halloween party but knew it has been a fireable offense since 2009. He decided to instead give his marketing team the darkwing duck to lighten the mood.

“Man… Davis was wild last night. He told me I was more outside than an asshole on Christmas then gave me the Darkwing Duck on his way out to his car.
by Dead Man’s Delight November 18, 2022
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florida duck

ducks that don’t like water ‘cause
“why isn’t that duck in water?”
‘cause
florida duck
sick of the water
by subtletee September 20, 2019
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Cheesy duck

The Cheesy Duck is where a man ejaculates inside a woman, and then puts his nose in her vagina much like the bill of a duck.
I'm telling you boy it was filthy, I gave myself a cheesy duck
by Cosmicdave November 19, 2017
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Laughing Duck

When you are laughing uncontrollably and keep farting with every giggle you make, which sounds like a duck!
I get so embarrassed when I start getting the laughing duck and cannot control how loud it is.
by batmansgirl August 19, 2012
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Ducks Butter

The sweat that gathers between your anus and ball sack after sex.
Jizzminda's gussit was caked in ducks butter after a long night What's that? Chinese for dinner? Why yes yes it is!at the docks.
by Taverna scotiatoastie November 05, 2015
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pooped duck

something that is broken, inaccurate, unjust, untruthful, or bogus; on the internet- a bogus link or pop-up add; spam
"I didn't have sex with him! Even if I did, it was an accident."

"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"
by Iwantahaveurbaby March 18, 2003
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smack the duck

Dude, I need to smack the duck with you about something.
by LMaverick123 December 06, 2016
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