Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.

John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.

by thisisntme March 26, 2012

Mustard crackers

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle

Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed

by Railsurf November 11, 2019

cheese and crackers

White people with a bad case of the dick cheese.

Bro look at them cheese and crackers!

by TRK_01 October 30, 2021

Cracker

An uneducated white person from Florida or George Aka Handslaper also known as Johnathan Andrew Stowbridge or Solbert9854 on Fortnite

"Man Handslaper is such a cracker"

by Unknownusername42069 April 11, 2023

Cracker Craving

When someone has the urge to only hook up with white people.

Person A: "Did you see that super hot Asian walk by? Damn."
Person B: "I don't care. Right now I have an intense cracker craving, and I can only focus on that Caucasian near the entrance."

by The Cookie Eating Monster July 12, 2011

Cracker

During slave days this word was used by slaves.

A white slave owner would whip slaves creating a cracking sound. The person doing the whipping was known as a cracker.

Here come that cracker, better get to work.

by Refer to me as sir December 2, 2020

cracker

A cracker is an asshole ( otherwise known ass ass )

"Shove your massive cock in my cracker already!"

by average white boy May 16, 2023