to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.

You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!

by Rasus January 31, 2015

Duck Catcher

A person who enjoys smacking ducks on the nose.

Hey did you hear about Jeb Bush's new scandal, apparently he's a huge duck catcher.

by Kevin Eric Sun May 25, 2015

swing catch

The act of pelvic thrusting and catching your gentiallia between your legs.

Guy1: "Bro I just learned how to swing catch this morning!"
Guy2: "What the fuck is swing catch?"

by xXxAn0nYm0uZxXx March 14, 2016

pube catcher

Another name for the lint trap on your dryer

Your grandmother stayed the weekend, your turn to empty the pube catcher

by Cookie#3 October 14, 2016

colour catcher

A white girl that hangs with people not of her race

look at that colour catcher hanging with a group of black chicks

by blkzla September 13, 2016

Muck catchers

Soiled womens underwear

Take ya muck catchers off n get ova ere.

by Jewcrab September 6, 2016

Seed catcher

A noun for a person whom presumably enjoys catching seeds, or at least most minimum, attempts to catch seeds, whether it be a bag, net or mouth as the catcher.

That girl i was with last night is a seed catcher

by Izzyburgh September 4, 2016